November 2, 2026 DETROIT—As she warned that time was rapidly running out for candidates in her party to do the right thing, Rep. Haley Stevens (D-MI) threatened this week to endorse a Republican every hour until her demands were met.

“It’s almost 1 p.m., which means my fellow Democrats have just a few more minutes to throw their full, unequivocal support behind Israel—ticktock,” a wild-eyed Stevens said in a live-streamed video, adding that her recent endorsement of Republican Mike Rogers in Michigan’s U.S. Senate race should serve as more than enough proof that she was not bluffing and absolutely should not be tested.

“Just a couple of seconds to go now. All right then, I am officially backing Republican Darline Graham for Senate in South Carolina, and I am just getting started. If you think Michele Tafoya or Vivek Ramaswamy are off the table, then you have no idea what I’m capable of. So what the fuck’s it gonna be, my Democratic colleagues?”

At press time, Stevens was recording herself outside an event in Texas for U.S. Senate candidate Ken Paxton and had begun to count down from 10.

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[–] 24 points 6 days ago

took me a hot minute to realize the community name.

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    Murikkkans, lololololololololololololol!

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago

    Is the photo real?

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    [–] 1 point 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

    She lost months ago, yes, her support of Rogers was news but why does any care about her at this point?

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    [–] 23 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    I laughed too hard at that shesh ty

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago

    What a childish temper tantrum. "I got primaried and now I'm going to endorse someone whose dangerous flaws I've often pointed out just to spite the guy who beat me."

    Then you check which candidates are taking money from AIPAC and it all makes sense.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago

    Haley Stevens is someone you can trust to put country before party. That country is Israel.

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    [–] 17 points 1 week ago

    The expressions on the news person and other lady both somehow both perfectly encapsulate how one should react to adults throwing tantrums in public places

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    Her and her fiance look like the kind of people who abuse small animals.

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