Gotta say op, both your burn pattern and butter distribution leave room for improvement. Despite the hearty slices of what is clearly high-quality bread, I can't give this toast better than a 7/10

I'd like to make a toast to this toast for being the toastiest toast I ever did see! Cheers! 🍻

I would eat that👍

Too bad bread makes you fat

You need to put some beans on it.

It truly is unwarranted how fucking good toast tastes

Bit of Vegemite would make that perfect.

Did we run out of powdered milk? Are we on toast now?

Where galic?

Talkie? Is that you?

"I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless. I toast, therefore I am."

So Shoney's