Why should a politician care about your opinion if you've proven that you're not going to do the most basic ass thing in a democracy and vote to put or keep them in office?
Don't forget about the railroad commisioner spot! I learned recently that apparently they are the ones that oversee the oil and gas industry here.
She's taking a taxi to her destination.
If one of them says What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. it means the other is in trouble.
Don't have to worry about empty calories if you shit them out immediately
The date in the post title says 2016, which was 10 years ago.
How's the joke by George Carlin go again?
Something like "imagine the intelligence of the average person and then realize that half of people are dumber than that."
That other train that passed had a clear track, and they were waiting their turn on a side rail to use the track the other train was coming the opposite way on. Many many places only have one set of rails, there ain’t two-way traffic everywhere. You probably don’t want two million-ton vehicles to smash into each other in the middle of a wildfire.
The same thing we compile every night, Pinky.
HowToTakeOverTheWorld.exe
Not 20 years ago but Whip My Hair by Willow Smith came out in 2011, so about 15 years ago depending on the month.
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