Make some toast.

Mmm Buttery Toast
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[–] 2 points 6 days ago

Talkie? Is that you?

"I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless. I toast, therefore I am."

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