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Person A sit on Person B's face

UK: HOW DARE YOU?!?!??!!?!?

britain be like:

edit: apparently this is legit? lmao, do yall need some help? Phillip Luty and his designs are free for the reading.

Well, I'm sure that's all they care about erasing -- for safety, of course -- and this won't set a precedent of marginalizing "disgusting," or "deviant" representations of sexuality that could pose a harm to others.

Remember, they think queerness is a kink, and refuse the difference between self-defense and harm.

okay, hand over mouth feels okay to me. like - thats only fun and doesnt do any harm.

Trans and furry porn will be banned in the UK within 10 years. And it will be done by a Labour government that comes after a Reform/Restore government.

One of these is not like the others or maybe I just can't imagine what plastic fetish is all about.

scissorhold 🥺 👉👈

So by banning facesitting variants they're either insulting their women calling them fat, or insulting their men calling them weak. I know I could send my partner flying if I was desperate to catch a breath during such activities.

The UK is so backwards, even from the perspective of an American. The fact that the nationalists pretend like they're refined and the peak of culture is insulting; at least even our right wingers know they're trashy.

And here I am writing down new search terms.

Edit: while we’re all here, anyone got any tips for finding porn with face grinding? I’m talking about humping a face like it’s an inanimate object. Even a lot of stuff tagged as facesitting is actually face polite hovering barely within tongue’s reach. I’m looking for stuff that might result in a broken nose.

For this world, I'm honestly unsure and bamboozled... is that a meme or serious?

Do some gov have issues if someone likes to be a chair?

[edit] that smol icon below pic is a link... Lots of quite good stuff, no 🌽 with underages or stalking (unsure the definition of stalking yet, bit lazy to read in details, soz)... Unless, that's always may be a law-court base to oppress citizens on many other ways... risky and slimy to say even if preventing child abuse is good.

Butt drops? Throat busting? Are they fucking or waging war?

monty python had a song about face sitting. Is that banned in th UK now?

Food that tastes like ass: national treasure.

Didn't they also ban school uniforms?

Ok what is butt drops?

Y'all really need to start making that historically accurate smut about your leaders and aristocracy.

the stupidest thing about making certain fetishes illegal is that people who still want to watch it are gonna have to go to illegal sites, where it's way more likely that the person is going to be exposed to actually harmful content