Accidental 2,450,000,000 hertz monitor moment.
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Thank you for creating mindblowing content!
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He was a boy, she was a computo...
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He will get better yes?
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Good thing the company locked the kid into an annual subscription.
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No.
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Omg noo why would mister computer do this? 😥😥😢😪😥
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thank you for creating counter strike content
I'll beat you on the next tournament (31st of November)
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34 comments in c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org view that post
camputer... bad?
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I'll have what he's having!
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Look, I popped your head ONE time! I said I was sorry!
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Uh Oh Computo!
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Not even once.
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360 no scope!
Lucky...
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I’m getting my own remote termination device installed at the back of my head next week! I’m so exited to be permitted to use computers again! If you don’t engage in unpermitted actions there’s really no risk to having one installed!
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The feeling after gaming for a whole holiday.
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Thank you for creating decapitation content.
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People should know now.
Thank you for creating donottalktocimputer content!
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chat bbc why does the king have such big ears? FORBIDDEN QUERY UNATHORIZED LINE OF QUESTIONING SENDING ROYAL KILL DRONES
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And thats why you need a firewall!
Thank you for creating content!
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ROFL I mean, I always imagined that this would just cause brain matter to leak from my ears and nose if I every serious talked to ChatGPT. I will never talk to a computer, like those weirdos do. I did it to test their ridiculous LLMs and found them WANTING. It actually made up shit about what I was asking about (as I verified the information). Hilarious that these chuds love talking to their computers that lie to them on the daily, facing the truth is hard, I guess. The one time and the only time that I talked to a computer, otherwise, never again!
the computer
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I guess mobilek was a bad influence on that guy!
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compooter
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34 comments in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world view that post
Eh?
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I don't get it, but at least the computer killed that zombie. 🧟♀️
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Should have used IMAP, amirite?
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Hey Elon and Sam, come talk to computer!
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*computo
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"Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice." The Metatron
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I think the moral of the story is to be more polite to your computer!
and to also give all your ram to matacorp, it's only sensible
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anymore: any longer
any more: additional
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for anyone needing context - they're both greenface and orange body because they're jealous of what the other has: autonomy, emotion, empathy.
The artist subverts our expectations here with the Pop-goes-the-Weasel ending combined with the Avril Lavigne title by showing the irony of both of them from their separate worlds looking in
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threat neutralized
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If only our computer psychosis could be extinguished so easily.
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