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[–] 56 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I find ‘corned beef torpedo’ significantly more deranged than ‘liver disturber’

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  • [–] 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    If your 'torpedo' looks like corned beef, you should definitely consult a doctor.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    Honestly we figured it out first go with kicky-wicky. Never caught the same magic again.

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  • Cutie Patootie is penis! Wild.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    the context seems someone read smut from all these eras and made this list

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  • [–] 8 points 4 days ago

    Gaying instrument is strangely prophetic to me

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    does anyone want to play my gaying instrument

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  • [–] 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    You have to be more subtle than that. Something like: 'Woe is me! Here I am, my Gaying Instrument lies here unplayed, despite the fact that it is achingly turgid and throbbing...'

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

    I’m torn between bald-pate friar and corned beef torpedo

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago (3 children)

    How can you pass on quimstick....both descriptively accurate and naughty at the same time; perfect.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago (2 children)

    Quim feels like it would give the ick. Like the word “moist.”

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    [–] 5 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    What happened in 1890? Can we have that again?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    I'm gonna start using ambassador. It's descriptive and dignified.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    Dignity seems pretty fluid here

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  • Ol' no. 207 not even on the list....

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    Call me old fashioned but I've always called mine the Quimstick

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    Are you yanking my pizzle?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    No John Thomas? Sad.

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