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[–] 43 points 4 days ago (1 child)
  • [–] 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    AITA for going no contact with Mama after she narced me, my friends, and my siblings out to the evil doctor in a phone call? Her response was wholly disproportionate to the situation. We were sent right to sleep in the same bed, but it was too crowded, and George fell off when we all rolled over. He's now doing a stretch in Attica from the shame of it all setting him on a dark path of strong drink, nanners, and lord knows what else - he was always too curious :(

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  • [–] 17 points 4 days ago
    [–] 13 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Seize the means of bed production!

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  • [–] 9 points 4 days ago

    YES MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED!!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    How did Barrel of Monkeys monkeys get on the bed?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 days ago

    I don't get it

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