Aha! This is exactly why I always walk around home topless: it's a distraction!
...it doesn't work. Cup size too small 😭

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[–] 19 points 1 week ago (1 child)

It's OK to not be ok. Nice boobs anyway.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago

    …But boob.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Heads often are the hottest parts of our bodies. Think of it in any and all ways You want.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 week ago

    Don't let the fact that I'm not ok in the head distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    This is exactly why I always walk around home topless: it’s a distraction!

    …it doesn’t work. Cup size too small 😭

    Any woman who writes this clearly does not know how the straight male brain works. (I cannot comment on how the gay female brain works, but would not be too surprised to hear it's similar.)

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 week ago

    does not know how the straight male brain works

    I WISH
    Have you been around some straight dudes? I mean like holy shit, sometimes I feel like they're a completely different species or something. I mean sure, they're hot af, but their culture and traditions are so foreign to me and I'm just confused all the time 😭😭😭
    Still...their company is nice. Would :3

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  • What if I think those two things complement each other.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Being not ok in the head makes for the best sex though

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