Ezekiel no hornyposting on main ✋✋✋

Just when u think u got that donk handled, boom, blasted with a horse amount of emissions

The church: “let’s give a copy of Songs of Solomon to children. That’s a perfectly normal and responsible thing to do.”

#menwritingwomen

23:20 is the best time to dream about donkey dicks, I suppose.

Men writing women.

From American Television: "Ezekiel saw a wheel. This is the wheel they say he saw". I think it was from Project Bluebook.

If anyone wants the context of that chapter it is saying [paraphrase] ..."Jerusalem is like a prostitute who...etc etc"

verse 4 talks about the two sisters being metaphor for people groups/ lands of Samaria/Jerusalem. Verses 11-14 make it clear that verse 25 (in da meme above) is talkin about Jerusalem specifically being a hoe looking for donkey dick and big loads.

Also she couldn't quite handle a full horse dick, but still wanted to drown in cum.

Basically, she was a real MAGA Man.

If it wasn’t for their hatred crashing grindr every time they go to a red hat convention, it wouldn’t be funny.

(Also donkeys have like. No stamina.)

My takeaway from this is that there's apparently a notable enough size difference between donkey and horse dicks, their "emissions", and that Ezekiel was somehow aware of that.

Oh my dude you gotta read about Lot and his daughters

I must have descended from the people described.

23:25 gets really dark