Sarron, this is your mother: get off the Internet and go outside! When I was your age, I'd already married your father, moved into a house, become jaded and felt trapped, cleared my name after your father died under suspicious circumstances, and collected the life insurance money.
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Except rarely anyone ever says "Man it's good to be outside" after stopping your Skyrim session and going outside
Now do "Life if you stopped getting lifestyle advice from comics about movies about video games"
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dead in a gutter with a heroin needle stuck in your arm.
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Have you tried heroine??? I havenβt, but I hear good things.
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I tried it once. Unfortunately it was like a lays potato chip...
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Only one chip?
Movies make drugs look so good! I never got a chance to try them though, as no one ever offered me free drugs in high school. If movies lied about the second thing, maybe the first one is questionable as wellβ¦
Will have to try heroine to be sure. For science.
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