The flagship of Starfleet doesn’t fire lasers, you P'takh
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Data throwing mad side-eye.
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Forget all that. Who's the red head
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I’m not worried about him calling someone “an ass dial”.
I’m worried about him blasting someone to smithereens with phasers by sitting on the weapons panel.
A #2 Assblast.
I think the only way to do that (in an efficient way) is to have a camera record everyone using the touch screen and set up a predictive algorithm that can identify fingers from other appendages? But you would need to train it on ALL the fingers that federation species have
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Maybe he's doing what cats do: nonchalantly stamping his star onto the counter. Ya know, in a silent display of dominance, ofc. 😶
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