En passant, obviously.

You must checkmate all his purple crystals before you can even think of putting the dragon in check.

Punch the player across the table in the throat

Do a Barrel Roll

Sac the ROOOOOK

Can we get rules on how it can be attacked, how it moves and attacks?

Parry

Imagine the chussy on that thing

Castle

Go for the eyes.

Put down some beds, it's the quickest way

The King must Lead

When youre down and low, Lower than the floor, And it feels like you don't have a chance...

Iddqd, idkfa.

You been pawned!

Banger tshirt