no u

Silly goose.

Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

The jerk store called, they're running outta you.

Pulls out uno reverse card

You're such a big loser that if there was a competition to determine the world's biggest loser, you'd come in second.

Your house looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.

As of this last week, that’s my new favorite.

Actually, Losertown has a great school system and some lovely farmer's markets

Now look here you leaking Tide Pod...

I would honestly be completely disarmed.

Lint licker cootie queen

Yeah well the jerk store called and they ran out of you.

Diaper Man

Randomly reminds me of some scambaiting video where the scammer from Jamaica finally figured out that the scam had gone awry and started swearing at the scambaiter, calling him "batty" and "bumboclaat" (meaning toilet paper, apparently).

A revelation came to me.
The world is, in fact, not run by the Illuminati, a group of smart evil men.
The world is run by the Bumboclati, a group of very stupid, very batty evil men.

Weather boy

I see you gathered quotes from the oval office

Sad this post missed the most devastating one of all: "You're basic".

Golly! Harsh!

What happened to just shaking your head and a thumbs down?

If you're emotional, the best course is to say as little as possible.

googooboy

idiotface

molass-ass

Waffle sugar cone