So I became an asshole.

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[–] 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Don't push it too hard or you'll become a hemorrhoid

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    that stinks

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    The first thing that forms after the egg splits is the asshole so really you're just regressing.

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    Didn't have to try at all

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    It came naturally

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    You are what you eat after all.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    So YOURE the person at work causing the staff meetings to run overtime...

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