Are gags required or optional?

Asking for a friend.

Oh good, as a man with long hair, I should still be allowed to roam free.

Oh nooo i have long hair what a shaaame

happy to oblige

This is a convenient opportunity to copy and paste a comment I made maybe thirty seconds ago:

Once I was in the exam room at a doctor's office, waiting to be seen. After a decently long wait, one of the nurses came over and apologized for the delay, explaining "the doctor is a little tied up at the moment." She turned around to leave, paused, then turned back to me to elaborate "uh ... Not literally."

Damnit, compliance is expected. I suppose I'll handle this one.

le sigh.. okay who's next?

And how do you intend on doing this to me, Debbie? :3

I'm not sure we should ignore the short haired girls, they potentially could be long haired and therefore could be shifty

Tie up the boys too. We want to be tied. At least this one does.

Jokes on you, I am into that :3

Please Er, I mean, oh no!!