John Martinez via Toon Hole

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[–] 77 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

I'm not so sure. The Scarecrow from the land of Oz was literally made of straw. This guy bleeds. I think Batman is onto something.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

    Robin swings and spits on the bleeding scarecrow

    "Yeah, this asshole is loosing blood quick, Batman"

    "Well, first of all wash your mouth out with soap", secondly, it's losing. Third, it's "quickly", dumbshit asshole. I should've left you at that circus. Forget about the quotation marks. I'm batman.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

    "Holy terrible parental figure, Batman!"

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

    "Holy terrible parental figure, Batman!"

    Said a majority of Batman's sidekicks

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    Before Jason Todd met Batman he was a successful circus acrobat. Batman screwed him up so much that his past retroactively changed so that he was a street kid stealing hubcaps.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I thought Dick Grayson was the circus acrobat. The whole Flying Graysons thing?

    They didn't have the same origin for 2 separate Robins, did they?

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  • When Jason Todd was first introduced he was given an origin very similar to Dick Grayson's (although since it was given in more detail than Dick's had been in the '40s modern versions of Dick Grayson tend to use a lot of elements from Jason Todd.) After the Crisis on Infinite Earths Jason's past was rewritten with the "street kid" origin. And then a couple of years after that he was killed off.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I don’t kill, but youβ€˜ll be leaving the hospital in a wheelchair.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    nah this is accurate, batman is a pos

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    What's the beef between them? Is there an origin story?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

    Happy to be of service!

    edit: Interestingly, in my notifications it says this post was made by honest_ocelot, but when I open my client it says you're probable_possum. Curious.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Now to me it says ominous ocelot

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    probable_possum is account name, ominous ocelot is custom name that user can change.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    I think the artist posts these so I'll put this as gently as possible in case they're reading: Almost every single comic I've seen by this person takes a joke, often a pun, and stretches it as far as possible, and usually it's stretched so thin that it just doesn't land as a punchline.

    I'm not sure if the artist is going for something that I'm missing, but whatever they're going for, it doesn't always seem to help the joke.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    Batman does his research, I trust him.

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    [–] -4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    captain america sure got the strawman right there

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