a beautiful black and tan dog stares stoically beyond the camera. her jowls sre pendulous and important. caption is chartreuse comic sans and reads "I JUST FREWUP FROM EATINNG TOO MANY GRASS. ASK ME ANYTHINGE"

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[–] 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Did you puke on the carpet?

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  • [–] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    what kinda grass How many too?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Sniff any good ass lately?

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    [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    How's your stomach feeling?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    My sister's dog still keeps eating her own crap, any tips?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Most likely either some other dog has claimed that area so they're trying not to leave a smell behind (common in shelter pets), or they're not getting some vital nutrient (usually fiber).

    Find some pumpkin puree for dogs. Walmart sells it in an orange can with a dog on the label. Give that to them at meal time. Don't give them the people kind, like for pies, it has sweeteners and other stuff that will upset their stomach.

    Leash them when they go out. If they try to eat their poop, correct the behavior and reinforce the correct behavior with a treat. Discipline in response to unwanted behavior can be effective, but you should think carefully about the relationship you're forming with your dog before deciding on that.

    If all else fails, take them out on a leash and immediately pick up their waste so they can't eat it until you can get them to a vet and have their diet evaluated. It's not normal dog behavior and it can and should be corrected.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    Is ur bewwy feewing bewter? :3

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Why did you eat the grass tho

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    A dog will eat grass to help settle their upset stomach. It’s not typically the grass that causes throwing up, it is usually a symptom indicating a problem caused by something else.

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    [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    You haven't answered a single question. Bad dog.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Eating 'too many grass'? You mean like in 'edibles' (special brownies maybe)?

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