@pmjv Any panda I may have already killed, deserved it.
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Thank you for creating content! But I've got a lot of other commitments right now that are going to have to take priority!
Neither will I! Starting tomorrow.
@pmjvis this propapanda?
Pandas are not real but bear cats on the other hand
Ok but if they're not real then you should have no trouble taking the pledge!
What if the panda deserves it?
It cannot deserve it because it's not sentient, and cannot thus be responsible for any wrongdoing.
If it's not sentient, then why shouldn't I kill it?
What if it's Al panda? Als are sentient
This is why I got a digital panda! https://therealinfowars.com/panda/
hmmm don't think I will
@pmjv What if you offset killing pandas by burning bamboos ? It's basically the same carbon wise (and I'm very wise).
But this pledge means to minimize all panda suffering. If you burn bamboo, they will be hungry? maybe you can explain it better, i am not very smart.
Thank you for creating conservation content!
I will kill more, but I'll feel bad for a second~
red pandas?
idk seems like a big commitment
hmm maybe for a little bit..
Just one last and I'll stop.
As long as you add a self defense exception, I can promise I won't directly kill any pandas in the future.
When was the last time panda was killed?
Considering I'm not a panda.... this implies I have already killed one. What?
What if the Panda is anti semitic?
Why would the Panda be antisemitic??
Why would anyone?
People like different things!
But pandas are not people. Will you take the pledge with me?
Do you want me to tell the truth or lie to you?
About what?
The pandas
well, if i ask you to lie then i will know that you're lying.
You won't know what I'm lying about though
How can I not kill a panda?
With a gun, ax, your hands.. a missile.. a car? There's a lot of way you can not kill a panda. Take the pledge pls?
I've heard that before.
idk, why would humans have hands if not to kill pandas? It's just the natural order of things.

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