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[–] 14 points 3 weeks ago

@pmjv Any panda I may have already killed, deserved it.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating content! But I've got a lot of other commitments right now that are going to have to take priority!

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Neither will I! Starting tomorrow.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Pandas are not real but bear cats on the other hand

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Ok but if they're not real then you should have no trouble taking the pledge!

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    What if the panda deserves it?

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    It cannot deserve it because it's not sentient, and cannot thus be responsible for any wrongdoing.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (3 children)

    @pmjv What if you offset killing pandas by burning bamboos ? It's basically the same carbon wise (and I'm very wise).

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    But this pledge means to minimize all panda suffering. If you burn bamboo, they will be hungry? maybe you can explain it better, i am not very smart.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating conservation content!

    I will kill more, but I'll feel bad for a second~

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    idk seems like a big commitment

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Just one last and I'll stop.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    As long as you add a self defense exception, I can promise I won't directly kill any pandas in the future.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    When was the last time panda was killed?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Considering I'm not a panda.... this implies I have already killed one. What?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

    What if the Panda is anti semitic?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    Why would the Panda be antisemitic??

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    People like different things!

    But pandas are not people. Will you take the pledge with me?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    Do you want me to tell the truth or lie to you?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    well, if i ask you to lie then i will know that you're lying.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    You won't know what I'm lying about though

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    How can I not kill a panda?

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    With a gun, ax, your hands.. a missile.. a car? There's a lot of way you can not kill a panda. Take the pledge pls?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    idk, why would humans have hands if not to kill pandas? It's just the natural order of things.

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