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[–] 80 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
  • This is the same thing that they always try to get you with. Lol, like I'm some sort of sucker.

    It's sort of like when they ask you, which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of gold. Lol. Like we all don't know how heavy gold is compared to feathers.

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  • [–] 74 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

    People in this thread expecting 2.7 billion dollars tomorrow but recieving 7 instead are in for a pleasant surprise.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Yeah, I should work on my reading comprehension. If understood it was going to be 7 billion not 2.7 billion, I definitely wouldn't have taken the $19.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Goddamm it! I would have waited if I knew it was 7!

    Why do I rush through life and miss the details every damn time?

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  • [–] 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    $19 today is a guaranteed lunch, who knows what might happen tomorrow. Easy choice

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  • [–] 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Take the 19 and invest, compound interest is your friend, you can't make up lost time!

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  • [–] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I'd rather get neither. It will help me focus and grind that much harder.

    /S

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  • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    $19 can purchase many donuts today

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  • [–] 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Currency can be exchanged for goods and services.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Nice try, but I know 2.7 billion dollars would literally crush me.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Nice try, person with inside info about imminent catastrophic USD inflation

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Double it and give it to the next person.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    Major corporations have this problem too. They would rather burn the entire thing to the ground and bury their reputation for that sweet, sweet quick buck.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    I've heard that "time in the market beats timing the market".
    So you should obviously get that money today already and just let compound interest or whatever do the rest

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Plot twist: $19 is actually a variable name, and you get to decide it's value

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Hmmm

    When is tomorrow?

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  • I'll just take the $19 142,105,264 times.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    I could really use a pack of Zyns today, so…

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Now? Like now now? Tomorrow never comes so easy choice

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    I don't like that they started an indexed list but then they either didn't add the second option or it's mean to be the bottom text and it actually reads 7 billion and not 2.7. Like what are we doing here?

    Short answer: no, if I do become billionaire, I'm going to erase all the other billionaires via assassinations justice.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    depends, is the $19 on a Fortnite gift card

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    This is so stupid. I'm probably not even going to want any crack tomorrow.

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  • hmm, tomorrow is a long way away but a billion can buy so much time and suffering

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