19 > 2.7
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People in this thread expecting 2.7 billion dollars tomorrow but recieving 7 instead are in for a pleasant surprise.
Yeah, I should work on my reading comprehension. If understood it was going to be 7 billion not 2.7 billion, I definitely wouldn't have taken the $19.
TBF, the meme puts the dollar sign in front of $19 but spells the word out after 7 billion dollars. It's the inconsistency that could lead to misreading.
Goddamm it! I would have waited if I knew it was 7!
Why do I rush through life and miss the details every damn time?
I've re-read this all like 4 times. Can somebody please enlighten me?
Edit: ah, 5th time is the charm
$19 today is a guaranteed lunch, who knows what might happen tomorrow. Easy choice
Take the 19 and invest, compound interest is your friend, you can't make up lost time!
I'd rather get neither. It will help me focus and grind that much harder.
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The money you earn for yourself is better than the money you are given for free… or something.
Handouts? NO THANKS! Nobody needs any handouts!!! I don't want my taxes to be spent on others! I'll become billionaire all through my hard work at minimum salary! This wasteful plan is all Obama's fault.
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$19 can purchase many donuts today
Explain how!
Currency can be exchanged for goods and services.
Let me sleep on it
Nice try, but I know 2.7 billion dollars would literally crush me.
What if you received your money in the form of the same dollar value worth of feathers?
Nice try, person with inside info about imminent catastrophic USD inflation
Double it and give it to the next person.
Major corporations have this problem too. They would rather burn the entire thing to the ground and bury their reputation for that sweet, sweet quick buck.
I've heard that "time in the market beats timing the market".
So you should obviously get that money today already and just let compound interest or whatever do the rest
Plot twist: $19 is actually a variable name, and you get to decide it's value
Now? Like now now? Tomorrow never comes so easy choice
I don't like that they started an indexed list but then they either didn't add the second option or it's mean to be the bottom text and it actually reads 7 billion and not 2.7. Like what are we doing here?
Short answer: no, if I do become billionaire, I'm going to erase all the other billionaires via assassinations justice.
This is so stupid. I'm probably not even going to want any crack tomorrow.
hmm, tomorrow is a long way away but a billion can buy so much time and suffering

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