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[–] 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This is how you get a sermon to end ten minutes early.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Mmmmm I don't know. I've been in multiple churches, it depends on the congregation. White people feel obligated to be at church so it could speed it up. Black church goers enjoy church and might keep the event going.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    Man, of all the things I hated about the sequals Adam Driver was not one of them.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    When I used to run audio for churches, I liked to yell "GAY MEN"

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  • Priest: "The Gospel of the Lord."

    Me: "More!"

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    When the speaker asked the crowd a question I would sometimes somewhat sarcasticly yell: "Jesus, the answer is always Jesus."

    (That was me starting to realise this shit wasn't for me)

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Bi-la kaifa

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