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[–] 64 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

but does it work for women though? i need to know if my recreational boob gazing is providing secondary health benefits.

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  • [–] 62 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Nah God patched that exploit a few versions back because you could just stare at your own tits to live forever

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  • [–] 28 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Playing with my own boobs also feels pretty damn nice

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  • [–] 31 points 2 weeks ago (23 children)

    Here you go. Now everyone here lives longer.

    NSFW

    Flat, underdeveloped, bad picture, ugly...but lifespan-increasing. Enjoy, I guess...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

    Im sure the huge amount of dms you're gonna get was your point, so congrats. But god that idea sound so exhausting.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

    Sometimes women just wanna show off their tits and it's not about getting DMs or whatever.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

    Yeah but like what do you even do when you get yourself in that situation. I mean i say that as a guy who has no clue, but still it sounds exhausting.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

    ....you ignore the thirsty men. What do you mean?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    Idk honestly i just imagine hundreds of dms constantly coming. And if you get normsl ones it seems like a huge hassle trying to filter through them.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

    Oh hahaha well. Honestly there aren't as many DMs sometimes as you'd imagine (as a femme person who has posted nudes before). And posting nudes isn't the best way to find sincere men in the DMs. Sometimes the attention is kinda nice though, but it's never been the main motivator for me. Exhibitionism and the thrill of doing something naughty is way more motivating than men being thirsty haha.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Maybe im just to old anymore but i remember back in the day i felt something similar. But im ancient at the ripe old age of 33. Honestly figuring out how to reply to you was not easy, i couldnt help but try to not come off as some creep even though i did check your post for nudes out of curiosity. I failed but whatever. And i saw your other comment and no matter what ill always be an ally!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Hahah I try to keep my nudes separate from my feminist killjoy accounts ;)

    I appreciate that you put some thought into replying to me and I'm sorry that I was a little blunt initially. We're cool :)

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Naw im actually a huge bitchy asshole. I might mean well but i just say some of the stupidest things and i deserve all the criticism i get. But its nice becoming cool with someone out of no where. Everyone likes making new friends.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago

    It's lemmy, I figure here there's less dms for such things than elsewhere. Personally I didn't get dms in response to when I posted my boobs. A fair number of comments though. I've gotten dms for doing it on other sites, but not super many. Though I'll acknowledge my username probably plays a role in that. And yeah you can just ignore them. Or erp, or whatever you want with them.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    I doubt it. People already know me. I'm trans (unrelated) and really, extremely unattractive, but everyone already knows that. There are girls here who are literally cis. Not me. I'm immune to the creepy dms.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 child)

    I dont know you. At least i dont think. Yet im a cis straight dude, unrelated, that thinks your attractive. So like the velma chick i wanna say you do you girl! Sorry if i was an ass, i didnt mean it.

    Edit Saw the rest of yalls response. I hope well for you. Maybe we'll interact again on here in the future without me being insensitive.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Putting aside the fact that you are attractive, you’re also totally allowed to do whatever the fuck you want without being accused of doing it to get men’s attention.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Thanks Velma ❤️
    To be honest, me and my bf had a fight. I'm trying to break free now and I really need a break from all attention from men. I might not be into them that much after all...

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago* (2 children)

    Perfect beautiful and valid.

    And thank uuuuu :3 <3

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Does it have to be a stare? Do I get some benefit from glancing? Or should I play it safe and go for a full gawk to make sure Im getting the full health benefits?

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  • The study probably says it decreases cortisol levels or blood pressure, with the media extrapolating to claim that it increases lifespan

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Finally, something fun that I want to do is making me live longer (assuming it helps women too). I hope playing with them has even greater benefits

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    resident bisexual autistic exhibitionist, at your service (the jury's out on whether it works for women as well...but who's to say we can't conduct our own science experiments?)

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    but what if i'm gay?

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