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[–] 32 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Learn ass? Will there be a test tomorrow?

I'm not scared. I am a bit of a bootyologist myself.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago

    While you were partying, I was studying the ass.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago

    "The best time to learn ass was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Am I gonna die tomorrow forever?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I've only started my journey, but I'm proud to say I was recently promoted to ass apprentice.

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  • i won't live forever, therefore I shouldn't learn ass?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago
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    I’m picturing the rapture, but only proctologists ascend.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    That's the tricky balancing act in life. You have to plan long-term with the assumption that you will live a long time and yet also be prepared to die at any moment and try to be satisfied with what you've already done. Not put things off because you might not live to finish them but yet pursue long-term goals because you might live a long time.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago
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    Not with that terrible font.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    I wanna make it into a white lady sign and put it up on my wall

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