Computer, generate a girlfriend for Geordie that won't get him in trouble for sexually harassing a Starfleet engineer this time.
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Create a scene where Geordi doesnt have drip
Geordi: "create a scene where i have a successful date with a lady"
Computer: smokes
More like to achieve the outcome the computer has to divert all power from all other systems (except minimal life support) for about 42 days... and even then it just produces something that was almost, but not quite, unlike tea.
Wes: “Well at least I don’t have to get my women on the holodeck.”
Yeah Wes won that scene, it’s like the only time it ever happens.
The holodeck is generative AI.
It's almost like we'd have no problem with it if everyone in our society didn't need to work to survive and it didn't accelerate the planet becoming unlivable while making the worst people alive even more money.
Weird.
Also, if they were powering the holodeck with coal generators, the crew might be complaining about the fumes making the Enterprise unlivable.
It helps that the holodeck is on an isolated power source. To ensure no critical ship operations are disrupted
Indeed, and hence why it kept being a disastrous pain in their ass somehow.
Can’t forget Riker’s AI girlfriend
But you couldn’t remember her name
I don’t get why, if they can make Moriarty real, why they can’t do the same for Minuet. They should have let Riker keep his digital girlfriend. Could have even had a whole Troi vs Minuet showdown.

I always thought the Bynars did a good job making Minuet believable on Law & Order.
Now create an adversary capable of defeating Worf.
What’s even worse is the way that container moved, it was clearly filled with nothing.
I'm curious if this was inspired by my comment in another post or completely independent. I'm cool either way just wondering if someone else independently had this thought or not...
Edit: I certainly was not first to the party, this was around a year before I commented.
I didn't make this meme, but I did see it after your comment. I should have pinged you.
Oh, I really don't care one way or another, just really curious if I actually had a unique original take on something or not that inspired others or just had a pretty milquetoast obvious take on it.
Edit: Ok, did a google search, it was at least circulating back in 2025, so had a pretty redundant take.
“The first”??


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