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[–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Just slip some snakes into his bedroom.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    Well that was a depressing read

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    If the real world was like a video game, we’d have put him in a pool and removed the ladder. The real world isn’t a video game.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Fill the basement of an inn with manure and hope it explodes at the right time...

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Hilarious read, time to play some ck3

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