Sounds like a Hawaiian to me.

Personally, I like Pepperoni with pineapple. It’s my favorite. And nobody can convince me otherwise.

....i prefer fresh bacon.

A Hawaiian pizza with bananas and curry powder is also really great

Ooh I could go for one of those right now

I agree. I only ever care about what someone puts on my pizza.

Sounds like a reddit thing where not liking pineapple on pizza is somehow a character trait.

I care what I have on my pizza. Pineapple is fine sometimes, used to go to a place in New Britian Ct. They put maraschino cherries in the middle of the pineapple slices and it was the bomb.

It was a pretty serious debate about whether we could suffer step dad putting pineapple on half of it.

Welp, here I am. Fortunately, the fad seems to have died out, but I'd go to friends, we'd order a few pizzas. Someone would say what do we get? I'd say "Sausage," and someone would say "Pineapple" or "Hawaiian," and people would ooh and ahh.

Guess who only got one slice of sausage, and guess which pizza always had leftovers? People wanted to get it because it was a fad, and I'll stand by that. Sausage is tried and true, best topping.

Garfiiiiieeeeelllllld!!!

cats can't talk

telepathic communication

That's how animals "talk" in Garfield.

I'm pretty sure there should be some jalapenos up on there too, fresh of course. finally sliced, or diced?

I thought we all agreed that Jon drank dog semen though?