It had a flared base so I thought it'd be okay...

Flared base. Approved.

"You're never gonna believe this, doc..."

People who regularly stick things up their ass, which one would hurt the most?

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

"It was an accident, I swear!"

"One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!"

I'm gonna tell my kids this was chess.

Ya don't see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)

UK version.

999 - Ambulance please.

Is the patient breathing?

Yes. But its quite heavy.

🎶Mooooooooonn riiiiiverrrrr🎶

Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don't think that's an emergency.

This will one day end up in a proctologists trophy room.

Hi,yes, I'm bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won't come out

My wife has prohibited me from buying this after the last incident

Why not sex toy if sex toy shaped? 😭

When even benoit balls don’t do it for you anymore

Listen doc I was just overcome with Christmas spirit. The feeling of season. You get it doc. I was sounding with a icicle for holiday reasons not horny reasons.

Might as well involve the whole family since it's the holidays.

It's not worth it, just buy cheap toys from china

🎶 " Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I will insert you anally " 🎶