Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?

Surely it’s better to appear to reveal the person’s height and not actually do it. Maybe she’s 130cm and wearing stilts or 210cm and just kneeling.

Maybe they've a hat or something else on that changes their height

But in this case I don't think you need to go that far

Ironically I expect their business to go up (of the original couple that inspired the meme).

Astronomer was a name known mostly by people dabbling in Data Engineering, and even then not that well. Now the whole world knows about them.

With ticket prices as they are, it would cost me my car and possibly my kidney.