If only there was a way to find out if someone is competent before hiring then...

Good, fuck Trump and his daughter lookalike fetish

It’s hilarious that the Mooch is quoted at the end of the article in an way that invokes his authority on the matter of short lived government jobs

We are approaching the political Planck length

I think the right term would be a hemimooch

I forget how long Scaramucci lasted, but now I know 5 days is 1 zacharria. Dumb fake bitch, I'm glad I don't have to look at her plastic face and way overdone silicon tits. Not that I watch press conferences but I do get exposed to a few via other sources.

Her only qualification was being a habitual liar, apparently. They keep hiring unqualified people. Almost like loyalty is more important to them than competence

She was just asked the other day about SNL and how she'll feel when they do a bit about her, but she didn't even make it to Saturday night lmao

Scaramoucci lasted over TWO Zachs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone do the math. What percentage of ONE SINGLE Scaramucci did she last?

I'd say how deeply embarrassing it would be for the remainder of her life that she got fired from a nationally visible position almost immediately and that if I was her I'd never allow myself to be seen in public again, but we all know these fascist pieces of shit don't have the capacity to experience shame.

EDIT: Found someone on another post that did the math.

1 Scaramucci = 235 hours, 11 minutes (14,111 minutes). Zacharia lasted approximately 109 hours, 37 minutes (assuming a midnight start on October 12 and ending at 1:37 PM on October 16). That puts her tenure at 0.4661 Mooches, or roughly 46.6% of a Scaramucci.

So even less than half of a Scaramucci. Lolz.

The new Press Secretary...

more like, (useful distraction from the recent datacenter hits, and other things in the news)

She couldn't beat the lettuce.

Zachi, half a mooch.

So a Zacharia is 5/11 of a Scaramucci, for those of us wanting to use precise measurements?

It’s just so freaking funny.

I'm.pug of the loop why was she fired so quickly?

Sounds like Trump got what he wanted and just wanted to move on to the next one

Zacharia was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine.

She only lasted half a Scaramucci! Pathetic.