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[โ€“] 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

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Frog jumps into the Princess's lap.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into the world's greatest drummer!"

Princess picks the frog up and shoves it into her purse.

"Didn't you hear me? You could have the world's greatest drummer!"

"Honey, I can make more money with a talking frog than I can with any drummer."

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    We could have had Neil Peart backโ€ฝ ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    The tribute movie with guest drummers is really good if you havenโ€™t watched it yet.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (9 children)

    A frog walk into a bar an says "ribbit".
    The bartender casts him a doubtful eye but slides a plate of chopped rib bits at him.
    The frog looks at the plate, and then back at the bartender, and says "ribbit".
    The bartender sighs, and repeats the acts, sliding another plate at him.
    The frog looks at both plates, smiles, and says "ktchp"

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    Do people eat ketchup on ribs? Should be illegal.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    I mean, have you tried ketchup on salad? It should also be illegal, but it's still good

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Well, it's a frog. Not very high standards

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Even worse, you have to find someone who truly loves you as a frog, but won't mind if you turn into a human. Not everyone can be as chill as Queen Lillian.

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