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[–] 40 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I haven't really even experienced this sort of betrayal myself but this comic always makes me feel so sad for the oyster.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    This must feel so bad for the oyster.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 weeks ago* (2 children)

    On the contrary: pearls come into existence because something, like a grain of sand or whatever, gets stuck in the oyster. The foreign object is irritating to the oyster so it coats it with a substance that makes it smoother and less irritating. So if you could remove a pearl without killing an oyster, you'd actually be doing it a favor.

    There's some kind of mental health metaphor in that, I'm sure, but damned if I know what it is.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    if you could remove a pearl without killing an oyster

    This is actually doable. That is how the pearl farms sometimes work, you do not need to kill the oysters. They do intentionally create the pearls though, by inserting pearl cores in the oysters.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    You saw her wearing a pearl necklace. Giant red flag right there.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    😭 why is this in particular so sad

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  • Alternate ending: She's removed his issue/irritant, he pays her bill, everybody's happy.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Learned the most important lesson

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  • [–] -2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Never trust a woman with authority?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Its like my dad

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