Can they shoot themselves to prove that AI will cure gunshot wounds?

Or to kill them sooner.

I'd like to see AI cure COPD.

Edit: Maybe a little bleach?

This kind of story is generally built from quotes from like two guys that may or may not even be real or serious. Fox News does it constantly in their "what are the liberals mad about today" sections. I'm LOLing at the dingus this is based on, but I've got some doubts it's happening en masse.

Hahahah, oh fuck I smoked a cig and now I'm sure to get cancer!

funny if true as the only answer an llm could give is "Don't smoke" or one of many folk remedies. I'm starting to think the people working on them have no clue how they actually work. are the majority working there just prompt engineers without real technical knowledge?

They are smoking because they know that 2036 looks way worse than 2026.

the cure to cancer is mortality.

Or the work they are doing is so soul sucking they are turning to worldy vices?