I'm not a nationalist by any means but damn, that's where I live :(
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The Monkey's Paw curls and the UK government announces that, due to the advice of a well known children's book author, England will be renamed to "Terf Island".
Make sure it’s just England, leave Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland alone.
the uk becomes an island chain of ireland, scotland, wales, and brighton
Nah. Get ya Brits out. Make Ireland Ireland again. Free Ireland. Free Palestine.
I reckon that's what he meant.
Regardless of what they meant, they said "...and Northern Ireland" not Ireland, not the north of Ireland - Northern Ireland.
Without England, Northern Ireland would be free to reunite with the Republic of Ireland, no?
I see what you're saying, but I feel the orange lot would dig their heels in.
Make Ireland Catholic again?
I honestly don't know enough about the situation regarding Northern Ireland to properly debate this, but I think I'll try refining my point once more.
I think the post somewhat implies that the English disappear as well, leaving Northern Ireland for just the Irish.
People in England know how to swim right? They'll be ok
All my trans homies please choose transition. I'll get rid of England for the rest of us
Is it like perfect transition, or just that I get to skip the waiting lists but it's still what modern medicine can do?
I'd say perfect transition. Either way, if your country of residence stops existing, I'll welcome you here! It's just an hour flight away :3
aww, thanks! I think I'd take option A then :3
Does the landmass of England exist after?
As someone who doesn’t feel any sense of gender, I’m not sure what would happen if I tried to transition. It’d be like dividing by zero. England might not survive either way.
I mean, I'm not trans, soooooo goodbye England. Sorry England, but also let's be honest, you deserve this.
I'm not trans, l but I'd keep a stiff upper lip and grow a nice set of tits to save England.
Wait what 😭
From my understanding, it's either tits or saving England
Ngl tho...tits are waaay more important to me than England :3
Nah it's definitely the other way, the way this memes put together. You can only pick one: Transitioning instantly.. OR.. England is gone.
If you choose England is gone, you don't transition instantly.
If you choose transitioning instantly, England isn't gone.
Oh my god...this whole time I thought...and I posted the meme, ffs 😭
I'm dumb 🤦♀️
holding down the button like a Dead Man's Switch while i demand all LGBTQ+ people, their friends, and anyone who isn't their enemy, directly or indirectly, be evacuated from TERF island to their country of choice with £10,000
edit: thought this was a "would you push the button", either way that's what would happen i'm a wake i swear
should be no more USA instead of england
I prefer Russia, they're part of the reason for why the USA is attempted to be swung to the fascists
As a USian, happy to go down with the ship if it means the rest of the world is spared from our bullshit 🫡
(/j, obv. I don't advocate for killing civilians because of their government's actions. Especially in a country as undemocratic as the US. [Although i'm not sure democracy actually exists anywhere, but yk.])
There are as many people who want to chose to instant transition. But it takes only one person to choose to void the country of england out of existance
I really want to transition, but fuck I would love to have England gone. What a dilemma
finally, a difficult would you rather
Hmm, getting to become a woman instantly or ceasing to exist at all. At this point, quite a tough decision!
My (supposed) ancestor William Wallace would be very disappointed if I didn't destroy England.

alt: a close up gif of the batman villain twoface flipping a coin.
edit: added alt text
Damn, obviously I'd pick the perfect transition... But knowing someone would inevitably pick the other, would I be able to get myself, friends and family out? :Pc
Or is this some weird monkey paw where I immediately transition perfectly only to seconds later find myself sinking to the bottom of the ocean? Hmm
Is there a both option? I want England gone more, but I'd settle for both happening on an accelerated schedule than normal.
I have good news for all my fellow england haters as i am not trans. No more jk rowling, scotland gets freed, ireland is whole again, everyone celebrates, probably even the british who just fell into the sea randomly.
I wouldn't mind for a transition (as a cis male), but NoBritain?
Not no Britain. No England. Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales remain. Maybe like this we can finally have a united Ireland
I'm CIS but I'll gladly transition to save ~60 million lives
Just wanted to say, love your username 😂
Here you go, boobs on the house :3
NSFW link
I would gladly save Wales, Scotland and the north of Ireland plus all the other territories across the globe, by removing England. But first I would give all stolen artifacts from the British museum back to it's origin.
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