Byebye England! I won't miss you!

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[–] 47 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

I'm not a nationalist by any means but damn, that's where I live :(

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  • [–] 62 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    I mean as a nation we kind of deserve it.

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Noooo, I feel genuinely sorry for you girl 😭

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    lmao it's all good don't worry, I only really like it for London, otherwise I wouldn't have any reservations. I've thought about it and I can't live anywhere else in England to be honest, it all sucks too much, I'm very lucky to be born here.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    The Monkey's Paw curls and the UK government announces that, due to the advice of a well known children's book author, England will be renamed to "Terf Island".

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  • [–] 33 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    Make sure it’s just England, leave Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland alone.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Nah. Get ya Brits out. Make Ireland Ireland again. Free Ireland. Free Palestine.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    I reckon that's what he meant.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Regardless of what they meant, they said "...and Northern Ireland" not Ireland, not the north of Ireland - Northern Ireland.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Without England, Northern Ireland would be free to reunite with the Republic of Ireland, no?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I see what you're saying, but I feel the orange lot would dig their heels in.

    Make Ireland Catholic again?

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  • I honestly don't know enough about the situation regarding Northern Ireland to properly debate this, but I think I'll try refining my point once more.

    I think the post somewhat implies that the English disappear as well, leaving Northern Ireland for just the Irish.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    People in England know how to swim right? They'll be ok

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  • [–] 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    All my trans homies please choose transition. I'll get rid of England for the rest of us

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    [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Is it like perfect transition, or just that I get to skip the waiting lists but it's still what modern medicine can do?

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    I'd say perfect transition. Either way, if your country of residence stops existing, I'll welcome you here! It's just an hour flight away :3

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Does the landmass of England exist after?

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    As someone who doesn’t feel any sense of gender, I’m not sure what would happen if I tried to transition. It’d be like dividing by zero. England might not survive either way.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    I mean, I'm not trans, soooooo goodbye England. Sorry England, but also let's be honest, you deserve this.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

    I'm not trans, l but I'd keep a stiff upper lip and grow a nice set of tits to save England.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Wait what 😭
    From my understanding, it's either tits or saving England
    Ngl tho...tits are waaay more important to me than England :3

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Nah it's definitely the other way, the way this memes put together. You can only pick one: Transitioning instantly.. OR.. England is gone.

    If you choose England is gone, you don't transition instantly.
    If you choose transitioning instantly, England isn't gone.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago*

    holding down the button like a Dead Man's Switch while i demand all LGBTQ+ people, their friends, and anyone who isn't their enemy, directly or indirectly, be evacuated from TERF island to their country of choice with £10,000

    edit: thought this was a "would you push the button", either way that's what would happen i'm a wake i swear

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    Well I already transitioned, so congratulations Scotland and Wales

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  • scots 🤝 trans people

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    I'il get rid of englad for y'all, trans pals dw

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    should be no more USA instead of england

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    As a USian, happy to go down with the ship if it means the rest of the world is spared from our bullshit 🫡

    (/j, obv. I don't advocate for killing civilians because of their government's actions. Especially in a country as undemocratic as the US. [Although i'm not sure democracy actually exists anywhere, but yk.])

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    There are as many people who want to chose to instant transition. But it takes only one person to choose to void the country of england out of existance

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago

    I really want to transition, but fuck I would love to have England gone. What a dilemma

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    finally, a difficult would you rather

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    Well, I'm cisgendered and not English, so... sorry, chaps

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Hmm, getting to become a woman instantly or ceasing to exist at all. At this point, quite a tough decision!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Death to England!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    My (supposed) ancestor William Wallace would be very disappointed if I didn't destroy England.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    alt: a close up gif of the batman villain twoface flipping a coin.

    edit: added alt text

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    tough choice

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Damn, obviously I'd pick the perfect transition... But knowing someone would inevitably pick the other, would I be able to get myself, friends and family out? :Pc

    Or is this some weird monkey paw where I immediately transition perfectly only to seconds later find myself sinking to the bottom of the ocean? Hmm

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Is there a both option? I want England gone more, but I'd settle for both happening on an accelerated schedule than normal.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    I have good news for all my fellow england haters as i am not trans. No more jk rowling, scotland gets freed, ireland is whole again, everyone celebrates, probably even the british who just fell into the sea randomly.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    Not trans, and this is the easiest decision in the world!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (3 children)

    I wouldn't mind for a transition (as a cis male), but NoBritain?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Not no Britain. No England. Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales remain. Maybe like this we can finally have a united Ireland

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I'm CIS but I'll gladly transition to save ~60 million lives

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    I would gladly save Wales, Scotland and the north of Ireland plus all the other territories across the globe, by removing England. But first I would give all stolen artifacts from the British museum back to it's origin.

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