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[–] LastWish@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Bruh is OUR word.

Sincerely, Millennials

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[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 23 points 3 weeks ago* (6 children)

Some fucking YOUTH tried to take generational credit for chud.

You little pissant, that's fucking older than millennials! You're even using it the older way!

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

Its so old that I ironically tried bringing it back in school in about 2002 and had people looking at me like I was talking shakespearean

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[–] LastWish@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bruh...

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[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Have we all lost the plot and now have lawns with children on them uninvited?

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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

No, car infrastructure moved all the kids inside, so there's no risk of that.

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[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You guys are getting lawns??

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

We cant afford no lawns, the battle must be fought over something else.

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[–] obvs@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

That moment when I've been saying bruh since I was younger than you.

Sit down, squirt.

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 11 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

You know all those words are about 10 years old now, right?

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[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Bruh is a lot older than that. If Bruh we're a person they would be near retirement age.

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[–] AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

So... awesome?

[–] BilliamBoberts@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Gatekeeping is cringe

[–] Ftumch@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago

Bruh... 😭

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

the thug Gandolfini separately would be dope

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Brother, that is our family; it is no lie.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

On fleek.