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[–] 24 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

All male lions are cowardly lmao

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  • [–] 15 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
  • [–] 14 points 4 weeks ago

    Lions in Britain were hunted to extinction due to being brave to the point of stupidity.

    Really one ought to learn from this that discretion is the better part of valour...

    (The first paragraph is made up, but lions did used to live in Europe)

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  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago* (5 children)

    I have the heart of a Lion, and the blood of an Irishman, and the legs of a true Scotch.
    If you come near me, I'll take more.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    and the legs of a true Scotch.

    Whisky or egg?

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago*

    The careful observer was not careful enough to visit Knowlsley Safari park.

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    Cave lions became extinct about 13,000 years ago as part of the end-Pleistocene extinction event

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  • [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)

    Birmingham mentioned let's go! our bins have not been and shall not be emptied!

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago

    Free them! They don't deserve to locked in cages, free the lions, free them everywhere!

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  • [–] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)
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    Bringing courage to England, one tiger at a time

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