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Pizzacut for the neurodiverse:

Secret technique unlocked

Squares suck. Get more pizza.

I like to eat from the crust to the middle and try not to choke on the little table.

I think there was an earlier post of a pentagram pattern I really like. So I'll add the spiral spaghetti to my list of options.

Where to cut a pizza?

Bro is eating a snek

You don't cut when it's for you. You fold it and eat a pizza sandwich.

I think option A is the only viable one here! B and C fuck up the crust-to-centre ratio

If you have a big group, just buy more pizza. That said, I do want to try eating a pizza spiral now

/c/suddenlydebian

Option D, fold the pizza like a giant taco so you don't have to clean a knife

Heavily contingent on pizza style.

B offends me every time. It’s a round pie, make slices. If it’s a square pizza do squares.

Nah mate. If it's just you, you fold that bastard up taco style.

Cannot read the source in bottom right... This definitely look like the style of nedroid.com.

Slide the pizza to the edge of the plate to nibble at.

It's six feet of pizza. For you. Not them!

UZUMAKI

Shit, I need to try the third option, I think my wife will have to eat out

For thin crust I guess it's just a party of one here.

Edit: apparently I'm the only one really pro square cuts. It's just better for crustless/minimal crust styles

The Ito's Pizza special

B is completely wrong and if someone cut a pizza like that at a party I think they would be exiled.

If you want to cut a pizza like that cut one set of parallel lines and then cut in half, otherwise there will be crustless bits that are impossible to pick up without making a mess.

ITT, people taking a cute little comic way too seriously because big feelings about pizza.

I always cut my pizza into 6 slices, i feel it has the best ratio of crust and topping

Nobody in my town knows how to do A. They think they do, but they don't.

And if it's Domino's, then they pretend to cut it so that you have to go find a knife to finish the job because it sure looked sliced before I freaking sat down, David!

I spent too much time searching for a video of someone who might have tried C.

No luck, but now I'm hungry for pizza.

Why cut if being alone? Less cutting, more biting!

Follow the Mallarded road.

Just throw it into a blender.

Brilliant.

Now I want an equal pizza theorem that mathematically shows a simple cutting method that guarantees equal pizza for everyone, depending on number of pieces. E.g. an inner circle that is halved plus an outer circle in quarters for six people, but ((2r)²-r²)/4 != r²/2, r being the inner circle.

Well, you could always cut ever thinner regular pizza slices, but that's trivial.