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[–] 65 points 1 month ago (4 children)
  • [–] 51 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Many winters ago I was served a tomato in an airplane. I bit into it like you depict, and the tomato jizz jizzed right into the curly hair of the lady in front of me. She did not notice. I was very embarrassed, but at the same time very amused. I tried to tell her, but I could not stop laughing when I tried to approach her, so I never did.

    By the end of the flight it was visibly dry and crusty. Sorry unknown lady for ruining your hair.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 month ago

    Classic baby tomato scam

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    "Man, that looks good."

    takes a bite of baby

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