Earning money
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Killing billionaires. I’m bad at it. I need someone good at it. They should do it on my behalf, forever, for free, while leaving me in plausible deniability the whole time.
Cooking food
Decide what's for dinner and make it.
Pooping.
Makeup and hair. Ughhhh. Although maybe what I'm really looking for is more "press button, wear makeup."
(I actually like cooking.)
Cleaning the house. I enjoy cooking, I like going to work, but cleaning for some reason is the one thing I have to force myself to do, even though it’s not difficult once I start.
Cook. I actually like cooking mostly, but I almost never have time or energy to cook an enjoyable, full, healthy meal.
Fold clothes, but they have to do it the right way!! And putting them away.
Certain days I wish someone else could sleep instead of me and transfer the restfulness.

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