If it weren't for America France would be speaking German

Sir, if it weren't for France America wouldn't be a country

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[–] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

One more reason to hate France.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    If it weren't for France, America would have universal healthcare (because it would be part of Canada). 🤓

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    More likely they'd be speaking Russian.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Yeah, but America's saving of France's butt is more recent and thus more relevant.

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