Oh gosh, where to begin. How much time do we have?

I hate ads. I left TV because of ads. I'm. Leaving the internet for the same reason. There's nothing oon it to keep me tied.

Well, it's much shorter to ask what's right with me, so why don't we start there instead, shall we?

Nm, u?

Everything

Born too soon to explore the stars and too late to explore the planet.

No ! Fuck is wrong with you 😤

Fuck, I don’t know … maybe it’s me … maybe it’s everything else

removed im back out my coma err

Ducks.
Fucks I gots no problem wit', but dese ducks aroun' heah, they gots beef wit' me an' won't say what for.

I haven’t bitchslapped anyone since Tucson

I didn't know my [insert close emotionally charged relationship here] is on Lemmy! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Me myself and I

I'm behaviourally challenged

OCD, low self-esteem, depression, anxiety, among other things.

You tell me

gestures broadly