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[–] 16 points 1 month ago

Thus the rage virus was born.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)
  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Activate Mama. She needs to contact the Doctor.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    And now that's in my head for the rest of the night. Hope you're proud OP. You monster.

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  • This is good.

    Like really good.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    This is getting out of hand.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    You have brought much joy to this empty world. I salute you

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    [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    What kind of doctor is qualified to offer advice on monkeys re: bed jumping?

    Does this bitch have a fucking primate zoologist on speed dial or something?

    Where did the monkeys come from?

    Why isn't she calling animal control?

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  • [–] -4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I recently had the pleasure of hearing George W Bush speak. Man just turned 80 and still sharp as hell! He was very good when speaking on 9/11 and how he handled it. Mad respect!!

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