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[–] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Who the living purple fuck would pay that? For tweets?

This is Government by Mafia. And the media fiddles.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 month ago

    So rich cunts can conduct insider trading without getting prosecuted later because I'm sure the judge will rule that despite the $100k paywall it still counted as public information and therefore trades using it wouldn't be considered insider trading.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    Ah yes, the president will be behind a paywall. Democracy.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Early access to Dump's insane rants. Why pay for it? The first person to post about it will only beat the others by a few minutes because everyone else will just copy/paste after that.

    I guess it a test to see who's the biggest fool?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Next up: Front row tickets to a firing squad execution.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Who the everloving fuck would pay for that?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    More specifically, bots that will efficiently exploit the mere seconds that they are given with this plan. This early access is specifically designed for bots being able to abuse tradings with just this much time. This isn't for people to read one second faster than others.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    All together now: “Material non public information.”

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    LOL, like this really needs careful consideration.

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  • Spoiler: the judge didn't weigh in yet

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Hmm on one hand this violates so many principles, laws, and is obviously a fraudulent scheme. On the other hand lots of money!!!

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