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[–] 61 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Honestly i can see JJJ accepting these because it can be an hard stab to Spiderman's PR

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  • [–] 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    JJJ publishes them in an attempt to ruin Spider-Man's public image. The public instead is desperately thirsty for the spider-bod. Sales of the Bugle go through the roof. JJJ is consumed by the conflict between his hate boner for Spider-Man and his capitalism boner for selling more issues of the Bugle.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    And The Bugle will be renamed The Bulge

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  • [–] 34 points 1 month ago

    With great power comes great thirst

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  • [–] 33 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Parker soon quit his job at the Bugle and built the startup OnlyWebs

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    [–] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    If Petra Parker gets titty pictures of Trans-Spidey, can the nipples be shown or not?

    (I'm pretty sure JJ would censor them; he hates Spidey but he's not a scummy TERF or MAGA bigot)

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago

    No nipples should ever be censored. Chest, breast, and everything between can and should be shown and expressed without censorship.

    Fuck every religious institution and forces and normalises the censorship of our natural bodies.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago

    Unngghhh I’m gonna weeebbbbb

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    picture showing a white, sticky substace coming out of Spidey's butt

    "I thought he shot webbing from his wrists?"

    "That ain't webbing."

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    "Alright, I'll buy them, but I'll have to Venmo you from my personal account."

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    My god the amerikkkan economy has crashed if spidey has to get an only fans.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    please, need comic where clark kent is selling pics from superman

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