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Being an over the road trucker has cured me of all poop shyness and public toilet squeamishness. Dump out in the company of some of the foulest humans to ever grace these American byways. Kinda cathartic in a fucked up sorta way.

Make eye contact. Aggressively.

I do better with an audience.

Jesus, I’ve literally had nightmares like this

Look at the brave one here, closing the door and risking their clean air supply. If I've had any dairy in the last 4 days, I always leave the door open.

Poop where you need to poop,

And let the turds fall out.

Honestly, I wanna see you be brave

With where you have to stay,

And let the poo fall out.

Honestly, I wanna see you be brave!

First, I'd hang a long drapey sweater over the window so no one can see, then I'd drop trou, sit down, and unleash something that sounds like The Board from Control for five minutes straight, rattling windows and evacuating departments, then wipe, flush, wash hands, put my sweater back on, and leave.

Maybe this is just a door with a mosaic mirror, and OP is a vampire.

Prison or mental hospital?

I'm just gonna turn looking into everybody else's problem

You gotta stare directly at the window while pooping, preferably with an erection. That way nobody will look for very long.

Just turn round on that mofo and then it's only you in this world 🤣🤣🤣🤣

No problem. I stand to pee and only shit at home.

What a shitty design 😎

It's the only way I can go now

Noooo, I'm shy!

... but I'll do it anyway 😑

I would make the most intense eye contact toward anyone daring to darken my doorstep.