Pinning this for when the BBC picks their choice to lead the next Who production, so we can kvetch over which of the also-rans would have been better, akshually 😂

Pitch for the "well-known Scottish actor": cast Karen Gillan, have the Doctor be thrilled to finally be ginger, and not even notice that they've turned into Amy Pond until about episode 6.

Please not one of the copslop showrunners.