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[–] 25 points 1 month ago

"Select all that apply"

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  • [–] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Me sobbing and shaking with the pen on the third check box while brain whispers "CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX CHECK THE BOX"

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    At one point you're going to have to come to terms with who you are. You'll be more at ease if not happier.

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    Im an expert. Its abbreviated.

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  • All the above depending on how horny I am.

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    My teenage cousins called me the pervert uncle (they're 17y+ younger than me), presumably because they think they found a sex toy at my place. It's not, but I refuse to tell them what it is. 😈

    Actually, I should be calling them pervert cousins since they're the ones coming up with scenarios! But I don't judge. Takes one to know one I guess. Also, we talk very liberally about relationships and puberty and stuff, so I'm glad we have that kind of trusting relationship.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    I am a sub. I'm here to subvert your expectations.

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    Yes, yes and yes, depending on mood and time of day

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