Feels like she's making that face because of his breath

When I first scrolled and could only see the top part of the ad, I thought it was some weird travel brochure for Newport in Wales. That’s definitely the opposite of pleasurable.

Now that's some serious "fisting!"

Literally the only thing in the known universe that is better than vigorously fisting a ripe winter squash is vigorously fisting a ripe winter squash with a mentholated cancer cannon dangling from your lips.

Masters of innuendo

This one isn't as strange as the sandwich one, I still like the aesthetic and general strangeness of these though.