Minivan, hands down!

I was in my minivan with my kids at the grocery store the other day when a woman ran up to me out of nowhere asking for help opening a bottle. She thanked me and said it was the minivan that made her think I’d be helpful. “It’s a minivan - he has kids, I was thinking.”

When you drive a minivan you’re the whole world’s daddy, apparently.

Also, I can lay a piece of plywood flat in the back of my minivan. Most of these “manly trucks” out there with their back seat eating up their bed length can’t even say that.

a bicycle outside the cigarette store

Husband says: "truck nuts on a minivan full of kids"

Truck nuts have ED

Those people are too sleep deprived to fuck anymore.

🤣🤣🤣

I think the AMX came first.

🤣

New outback ain't no wagon.

Signed,

V70 posse

If she's got AWD and a logo of stars, fellas,

That ain't yo girl,

That's a wagon

One is cheaper

You tend to go for the minivan once birth control can no longer help you.

Oh good point

How does democracy survive when fascists outbreed everyone?

im genuinely so stupid i thought it meant they needed more space in their vehicle to fuck on the go 💔