Anti-trans ppl have access to special rat poison.

Depends on the rat poison and how much they use. There's still a lot of rat poison out there that can kill you or make you severely ill.

Almost not deadly 😂

It's amazing isn't it how the poison can tell if it's in a rat.

i mean i take it in small doses daily

I'd assume worse (at the intended purpose of killing rats). All drugs (that I know of) lose potency over time.

I suppose things like arsenic are an exception, but that's a bit more than rats call for...

You just outed yourself as not a fat fuck. “Pasta is not the sort of thing you eat as a snack” is bogus. Read the first line again: “be me; fat fuck”. As a certified fat fuck myself, pasta is a snack. When the hunger strikes, you don’t care if you’re snaccing on a bag o' chips or a full tupperware'd meal.

Bold of you to assume that I wouldn't eat cold pasta if I was hungry enough.

You've never eaten pasta straight out of your Tupperware from the fridge?

I prefer my pasta warm but some folks like the cold stuff

Double replying to say that it's definitely possible to eat packed/precooked spaghetti without warming it up.

Wouldn't recommend it though.

This guy rat poisons

If your INR is through the roof, it's pretty obvious. Warfarin is rat poison.

The overwhelming majority of rat poison is a drug called warfarin. It's regularly prescribed by Doctors to patients who are at risk of developing a blood clot. The amount of warfarin someone would need to have the same effects as a rat are enormous and it's counteracted by sodium. Something most Americans eat too much of. Is the story possible, yeah, who knows how old it is and how many retellings it's been through. Would I take this as the gospel truth? No.