Casual Shitting: No
Ranked, competitive shitting: Yes
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I challenge you to a game of battleshits
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is Chipotle considered doping? looking for a clean win
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They had one jobbie
Finally......I'm sick of casuals. I can finally show my skills in ranked competitive.
That's a shame, I prefer PvE cooperative pooping with friends which is already bad enough with season play. Plus, it's probably pay to win (gacha 5 star toilet paper is so OP!).
Presumably, a bidet.
"Showing Scotland at its best"
It's time for the Battleshit!
What I want to know is, is the competition based on output weight? Output length? Smell? Bristol stool scale? What's the rubric like? Who objectively judges one turd to be better than another and what is their methodology? Did they go to school to be able to determine this, or is this a personal hobby?
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With competitive shitting, bowling, and darts, you could have a fat-man triathlon.
My diet's been almost exclusively canned chili beans and canned refried beans for the last week and a half. I think I've got to at least have a leg up here.
A super expensive fancy toilet with all the frills.
How many kurics?
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I'm going for the high score
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Finally, TV worth watching.
Took them long enough, but Scotland finally got Who Poop Last?
The bull in the top left corner, obviously.
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